Quotes

..... Around the cricketing World ..... !!!

The Queens Park Oval ..... exactly as it's name suggests ..... is completely round !
- Tony Cozier

Once again we got a good kick up the backside ..... Maybe it's the shot in the arm we need !
- Alan Border

The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey !
- Brian Johnstone

Omar Henry hit one or two boundaries in his 7 !
- Nic Collins

A small crowd here today ..... I can count the people on one hand ..... Can’t be more than 30 !
- Mike Abrahamson

There were congratulaions and high-sixes all round !
- Richie Benaud

Ray Illingworth has just relieved himself at the Pavilion End !
- Brian Johnson

On the first day ..... Logie decided to chance his arm ..... and it came off !

Cricketers are those folk to whom old age brings not wisdom, ..... but golf !
- George Bernard Shaw

It's hard work making batting look effortless !
- David Gower

The Hallmark of a good captain is his ability to win the toss at the right time !
- Richie Benaud

When you win the toss ..... bat
If you are in doubt ..... think about it ..... then bat
If you have very big doubts ..... consult a colleague ..... then bat !
- W G Grace

The Ashes ..... !!!

The only time an Australian walks ..... is when he's run out of petrol !
- Barry Richards

A cricket tour in Australia would be a delightful period in one's life ..... if one was deaf !
- Harold Larwood

I could'nt wait to have a crack at 'em ..... I thought "Stuff that stiff upper lip c**p ..... Lets see how it is when it's split" !
- Jeff Thomson

Roses Games ..... !!!

Funny match, Yorkshire v Lancashire ..... 2 teams meet at start and say Good Morning .....
..... then never speak to each other again for 3 days ..... except to appeal !
- Roy Kilner

What we need in a Roses match is ..... No Umpires ..... an' fair cheatin' all round !
- Maurice Leyland